That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just cropdusted the office
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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