Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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