One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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I need you to use more vowels.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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