Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
