Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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