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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch

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• (925): View more from California

  You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco

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• (661): View more from California

  Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.

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• (914): View more from New York

  still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves

  (806): View more from Texas

  That's not technology. Doesn't count.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?

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