started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I would fuck him just for his dog