I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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