what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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