they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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