Me. At least after what I've been through.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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