another moral hangover. fuck.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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