You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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