stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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