you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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