Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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