i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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