What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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