fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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