Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
