Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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