I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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