ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
