ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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