yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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