Can i not drive my cunt home
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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