Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
It's just like the Real World with babies
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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