i really wish james franco would like my vagina
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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