I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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