everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
