you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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