sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i would punch a child for taco bell
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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