how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
