Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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