wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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