Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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