I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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