i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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