If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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