Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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