Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Randomize
