I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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