I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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