so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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