I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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