hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We talked him into tasing himself.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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