How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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