is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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