barbara walters just said penis...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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