yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
