Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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