Already got asked if we're dating
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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