actually, I'm a sock model
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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