It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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